Jetpack exceeds memory limit

Posted on February 17, 2012 by Han

ffs, jetpack always exhausts my memory limit! (thats a mind controlled jetpack for the uninitiated)

pft, and people doubt my minds abilities.

Well doubt me no more!

Incidentally what I was trying to say was that every time I install the jetpack plugin for wordpress it runs out of memory.

However, it turns out that this was mostly my servers fault. Dear old Moore* seems to have limited my WP install to 32mb of memory. However a little bit of WP config magic and thats all gone away!

define('WP_MEMORY_LIMIT', '64M');

*thats the servers name btw, personally I’d have gone with Kittens, but thats a story for another day!

Some things need to be shared

Posted on January 31, 2012 by Han

How many times have you fought with your bed sheet trying to get those wretched elasticated corners to behave! Hopefully this will help. Though I think I prefer my method of throwing my hands up in despair and shoving it haphazardly into the airing cupboard where my mother wont notice!

What Google thinks of you

Posted on January 27, 2012 by Han

Google thinks I’m a man. Although earlier it thought I was 18, I’ve aged a few years since lunchtime! Find out what google thinks of you here.

Vintage Internet

Posted on August 3, 2011 by Han

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Tumblr seems to have brought animated gifs back into ‘mainstream’ internet life. (helped by g+!) along with auto playing music, custom cursors and other awful things from bygone days.

If you think about it the latest fashion crazes are retro and vintage clothes, photography is using film again and now the internet too is going all nostalgic!

Of course these ‘modern gifs’ are much more fun!